Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Stapling our Love, by Jillian Law

Forget flowers and chocolates. A stapler is the most romantic Valentine’s Day gift. Roses die. Chocolates are bad for your health. A stapler, however, lasts forever. A stapler says to your partner, “I think about the things you need that you never remember.” A stapler says, “I anticipate your needs!” A stapler says, “I want to make your life easier.” Show your partner you really care this Valentine’s Day. Get them a stapler.

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